However, the Web gods have smiled on me today because lo and behold, I actually seem to be able to access not only the blog, but even upload some photos!! Miracle of miracles, amen.
So this post is a bit of a rewind. Noel is still in Utah, working hard at his new job. The pics on this post are from the weekend before he left (which was 2 weekends ago) when we went to the Mountain State Fair!
We had thought we'd see a lot of animals at the county fair (where I, as a Blue Ribbon Knitter, took a victory lap around the cow pen). Well, we didn't. Not even a rooster in the Rooster Bingo cage. Sigh.
However, the state fair had TONS of animals, and sometimes tons of a single animal!
First off, the cuteness of a family of pigs. :)
(Note: we had bacon for breakfast that morning, but still I fawned over the piglets. I am perhaps a hypocrite.)
This was an interesting display. These oblong metal things? Are pig oilers. Yes, apparently even bacon needs slathering with grease. Just kidding. But not really, because these seriously are pig oilers. They're filled with burnt motor oil and pigs rub up against them, and apparently the oil keeps biting insects away from the pigs. Huh.
The cats are now working on designing their own version, which spits out kitty treats when they rub up against it. Patent pending.
This was one seriously happy Texas longhorn bull. Probably because it's not 197 degrees, like it is in Houston right now. "Hmm...hm...la la la....napping in the sun..."
Now, speaking of large mammals and Texas, remember our run-in with the Devil Cow, which despite Noel's protestations, I am convinced was considering eating us, heart and soul, with his Evil Teeth of Doom? And remember how I was so freaked out when we pulled up next to the fence containing said Devil Cow that I didn't want to stop to take a picture, for fear that looking into its Deep Black Eyes of Oblivion would forever seal a demon's pact for my innocent soul? Remember that?
Well, we saw his brother at the fair:
(Noel is convinced this cow is not evil. He's just not suspicious enough.)
How about some cuteness to combat the Forces of Bovine Evil? How about some baby goats?
They're so fluffy!
Side note (isn't this blog all sides notes?): they had baby bunnies at the fair. I petted one, and it licked my finger with its teensy little pink tongue, and I was in love and wanted to take this 4-inch long bunny with us, but was afraid that (1) the kittens would try to eat him, and (2) I would pet him so much his fur would fall out. So. The sad thing? I was so wrapped up in a gossamer blanket of adulation for this baby bunny that I totally forgot to take a picture. Whoops!
I did get a picture of a MONSTER bunny though! Any of you seen the Wallace & Gromit Wererabbit movie? This was the wererabbit. Has to be. You can't really tell from this picture, but this rabbit had to weigh 15 pounds if he weighed an ounce. HUGE. He was bigger than Loki. For reals.
Speaking of big stuff, some people must really lay on the Miracle Gro, because WOW:
Blue ribbon pumpkin, 736 pounds.
Blue ribbon pumpkin, 736 pounds.
Blue ribbon watermelon, 195 pounds:
And I thought Cukezilla was big:
There were stylin' old tractors:
And huge tractor things I really want to drive someday:
There's a huge arts & crafts competition for this fair, and sadly I didn't get to enter any items because I missed the cutoff dates. Of course, maybe it's better I didn't, seeing as this was the quilting competition:
Isn't this gorgeous? Done by a guy! It looks like a fancy Tetris quilt to me. Noel liked it too.
This one was also stunning.
And this was a Blue Ribbon winner. Most was probably done by hand, what with all those curvy seams. Impressive!
There was also some lovely knitting. Look at this:
We enjoyed some State Fair Health Food:
We also saw a redneck zamboni:
HA HA HA HA! I have to admit, I said that same thing to Noel as I walked up to take this picture, and laughed so hard I snorted. hee hee.