Yay Friday! We *heart* you.
We've spent the evening watching MMA (Mixed Martial Arts - for those not in the know, it's where 2 grown men are locked in a big cage and beat the ever-living crap out of each other). So for those of you who have known me for any period of time, you'll know that (1) I am extremely non-confrontational, and (2) I have a weird (and ironic) violent streak - remember The Rugby Years? Yeah.
So Noel used to watch MMA when we lived in the motorhome and I just couldn't bring myself to watch it.
At first.
Here's the weird thing about bloodlust - it sneaks up on you. So at first, I'd read and just glance over the book at the tv. Then I'd end up looking more at the tv than the book. And then I'd start yelling at the guy to KICK HIM AGAIN!
Then Noel laughed at me, and I had to give up the pretense of feeling too high & mighty to watch people pummel each other as hard as possible for money. I even have a favorite fighter: Anderson "The Spider" Silva, a Brazilian guy who makes it look way to easy to knock people unconscious with his pinkie finger. Not a guy to meet in a dark alley, but certainly the guy to walk into a dark alley with.
Anyway, so we have since gone to sports taverns to watch pay-per-view fights and while Noel happily munches on nachos and drinks a Shiner Bock, I sit there and yell at them to KEEP YOUR HANDS UP, STUPID all the while knitting.
Because knitting is totally ok to do while screaming at a guy to choke another man to unconsciouness.
Tonight though, there was no knitting, because I was too busy shopping online for my birthday present from Noel! Guess what he bought for me!?
A saree (also spelled sari)! Specifically, this one:
How gorgeous is that!? These are the traditional style of dress in India, and these sarees are actually made there and shipped here. I'm so excited - I can wear it when we go out to fancy places for dinner. Yay! As soon as it gets here I'll take pictures. I'm so excited! Thank you, honey!
Friday, February 1, 2013
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Huzzah?
Hello my darlings! And welcome to another exciting peek into the world of Chez Cat Butt.
For those of you who don't know, my birthday is coming up next week. I will be officially in my LATE THIRTIES.
Huzzah.
So I know that some of you are saying "yeah, but you're just a spring chicken, a mere babe in the grand scheme of Father Time." Ok, but still. LATE THIRTIES.
I am having a surprisingly harder time with this than some of my previous birthdays, but sometimes random ages sneak up on you and scare the crap out of you. For example, when I turned 26. That birthday hit me hard. Why? It took me a while to dissect the psychology, but it finally dawned on me that I was now older than all of my childhood Barbie dolls. I had established their ages in my 8 year old head, and so the realization that I would never be the successful Veterinarian/Flight Attendant/Model/Jogger/Astronaut that she was....well, it was humbling.
Of course, there are perks to not being Barbie. Being able to wear flats, for instance. And also not having the dog chew your hand off. Hopefully.
Speaking of dogs, check out this monster:
This is Mini (short for Minion), Noel's sister's 95 lb. pit bull. (That's Brittney on the left - Hi Britt!). And no, Noel isn't trying to ride the dog. He's trying to hold her still for the camera because (1) she is a massive chicken-shit, and (2) she wants to love on everyone and will come sit on your foot. Which is not a flattering camera angle for you or the dog.
Mini here would probably eat most of a Barbie. But then look scared if you caught her in the act. She's hilarious.
Also she drooled on my pants leg. Twice.
At least she strikes terror in the hearts of potential intruders. Drawback? She also scares the crap out of the pizza delivery guy. Not good.
Meanwhile, for those who are so brazen that they would consider breaking into our home, fear THIS:
For those of you who don't know, my birthday is coming up next week. I will be officially in my LATE THIRTIES.
Huzzah.
So I know that some of you are saying "yeah, but you're just a spring chicken, a mere babe in the grand scheme of Father Time." Ok, but still. LATE THIRTIES.
I am having a surprisingly harder time with this than some of my previous birthdays, but sometimes random ages sneak up on you and scare the crap out of you. For example, when I turned 26. That birthday hit me hard. Why? It took me a while to dissect the psychology, but it finally dawned on me that I was now older than all of my childhood Barbie dolls. I had established their ages in my 8 year old head, and so the realization that I would never be the successful Veterinarian/Flight Attendant/Model/Jogger/Astronaut that she was....well, it was humbling.
Of course, there are perks to not being Barbie. Being able to wear flats, for instance. And also not having the dog chew your hand off. Hopefully.
Speaking of dogs, check out this monster:
This is Mini (short for Minion), Noel's sister's 95 lb. pit bull. (That's Brittney on the left - Hi Britt!). And no, Noel isn't trying to ride the dog. He's trying to hold her still for the camera because (1) she is a massive chicken-shit, and (2) she wants to love on everyone and will come sit on your foot. Which is not a flattering camera angle for you or the dog.
Mini here would probably eat most of a Barbie. But then look scared if you caught her in the act. She's hilarious.
Also she drooled on my pants leg. Twice.
At least she strikes terror in the hearts of potential intruders. Drawback? She also scares the crap out of the pizza delivery guy. Not good.
Meanwhile, for those who are so brazen that they would consider breaking into our home, fear THIS:
Or don't. They won't wake up either way.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Hello Again!
Guess what we now have? HIGH SPEED INTERNET. I am beside myself with joy. This means that I can blog again! Last time I tried to upload photos on the blog, it took HOURS. Now it should be super fast! :)
So now...on to updates!
Noel's been working in town this entire season thus far, which has been really nice - he's been home on weekends, and we've been able to go on lots of short adventures (photos coming up later in this post).
I've been working in my new job for several months now - it's been quite a change, learning a lot of new terminology and the in-depth parts of our business. I have a window by my desk, so that's also exciting. Ok. So not exactly EXCITING, but at least it's pleasant.
The house is great! We've had several parties here, a housewarming and a Halloween party. The fireplace is awesome! Too bad it's so warm here that we only get to use the fireplace about 3 times before it's summer again. :)
The cats are fine, of course. Spoiled rotten. I pulled out the electric throw (Rachel, the one you gave me) and half the time I can't even get under it because all 3 of them are camped out there. So now, on to photos!
Today we went to the Houston Auto Show. It featured new models that (if you have the scratch) you can go out and buy. It was an interesting show, but not as awesome as a show we went to earlier in the fall, the O'Reilly Autorama. It was FABULOUS. And huge! We had no idea when we walked in the door that there would be so much there! They had old cars galore, restored to the point where they practically glowed!
Love the color of this one:
I personally am partial to fins, and they had quite a few examples of some Fin Fabulosity:
The engraved bumpers on several cars really impressed us too - it looks like filigree!
And then there was....this:
Want a closeup of the interior? Of COURSE you do:
I have no words.
(Well, I do, but they're not appropriate for a blog of this quality and respectability). Noel's comment was "It looks like a rainbow threw up." About sums it up.
Other exciting and education trips we've made? The Texas Prison Museum, of course! The museum focuses on the Wall Unit, which was one of the most notorious in Texas and housed their deathrow inmates for many years. The exhibits talked about life in the prison and featured some artwork that the prisoners made. It was seriously impressive stuff, considering it was made out of matchsticks, toilet paper, etc. If these guys had just turned their hands and creativity to productive outlets, instead of...you know...killing people...
Speaking of killing people (like that delicate segue to the next pic?), they also had Old Sparky there. Don't know who Old Sparky is? Let me give you a hint:
Yup. Old Sparky was the name for the electric chair that signaled the end of the road for 361 of the Wall Unit inmates. They also featured transcripts of interviews with surviving family members of people who were either executed or who were the victims of the inmates who were put to death. Surprisingly (or not!) most said that it didn't really help that the inmate died - it didn't really bring any closure. Anyway, the museum wasn't huge, but was certainly educational. Main lesson learned? Don't commit a capital crime in Texas.
On to other scary and potentially life-threatening events: Thanksgiving!
This year Noel decided to deep fry the turkey. I was...concerned. The deep fryers are not exactly the safest things on the planet. He had to watch it the whole time, but it came out really great! Also, it's super fast to cook that way - 45 minutes and I'm not exaggerating. We had to keep the turkey warm in the oven so I could finish the side dishes, because I wasn't ready yet!
We had a nice first Christmas time in the house too, and put up both trees again before traveling to visit family back east for a week. We had the fireplace here going some, and of course the kitties helped with the festivities:
Samson really does a great job of holding the wrapping paper down so it doesn't blow away in a gale storm. :) Also, yes, his rear quarters are that big. :)
And now that January has arrived? It's time for gardening. No, seriously. We've been working on the garden already and our first batch of seeds has already been planted. It's in the 70s here! Don't hate!
So that's the update from here! Hope everyone's doing well!
So now...on to updates!
Noel's been working in town this entire season thus far, which has been really nice - he's been home on weekends, and we've been able to go on lots of short adventures (photos coming up later in this post).
I've been working in my new job for several months now - it's been quite a change, learning a lot of new terminology and the in-depth parts of our business. I have a window by my desk, so that's also exciting. Ok. So not exactly EXCITING, but at least it's pleasant.
The house is great! We've had several parties here, a housewarming and a Halloween party. The fireplace is awesome! Too bad it's so warm here that we only get to use the fireplace about 3 times before it's summer again. :)
The cats are fine, of course. Spoiled rotten. I pulled out the electric throw (Rachel, the one you gave me) and half the time I can't even get under it because all 3 of them are camped out there. So now, on to photos!
Today we went to the Houston Auto Show. It featured new models that (if you have the scratch) you can go out and buy. It was an interesting show, but not as awesome as a show we went to earlier in the fall, the O'Reilly Autorama. It was FABULOUS. And huge! We had no idea when we walked in the door that there would be so much there! They had old cars galore, restored to the point where they practically glowed!
Love the color of this one:
I personally am partial to fins, and they had quite a few examples of some Fin Fabulosity:
The engraved bumpers on several cars really impressed us too - it looks like filigree!
And then there was....this:
Want a closeup of the interior? Of COURSE you do:
I have no words.
(Well, I do, but they're not appropriate for a blog of this quality and respectability). Noel's comment was "It looks like a rainbow threw up." About sums it up.
Other exciting and education trips we've made? The Texas Prison Museum, of course! The museum focuses on the Wall Unit, which was one of the most notorious in Texas and housed their deathrow inmates for many years. The exhibits talked about life in the prison and featured some artwork that the prisoners made. It was seriously impressive stuff, considering it was made out of matchsticks, toilet paper, etc. If these guys had just turned their hands and creativity to productive outlets, instead of...you know...killing people...
Speaking of killing people (like that delicate segue to the next pic?), they also had Old Sparky there. Don't know who Old Sparky is? Let me give you a hint:
Yup. Old Sparky was the name for the electric chair that signaled the end of the road for 361 of the Wall Unit inmates. They also featured transcripts of interviews with surviving family members of people who were either executed or who were the victims of the inmates who were put to death. Surprisingly (or not!) most said that it didn't really help that the inmate died - it didn't really bring any closure. Anyway, the museum wasn't huge, but was certainly educational. Main lesson learned? Don't commit a capital crime in Texas.
On to other scary and potentially life-threatening events: Thanksgiving!
This year Noel decided to deep fry the turkey. I was...concerned. The deep fryers are not exactly the safest things on the planet. He had to watch it the whole time, but it came out really great! Also, it's super fast to cook that way - 45 minutes and I'm not exaggerating. We had to keep the turkey warm in the oven so I could finish the side dishes, because I wasn't ready yet!
We had a nice first Christmas time in the house too, and put up both trees again before traveling to visit family back east for a week. We had the fireplace here going some, and of course the kitties helped with the festivities:
Samson really does a great job of holding the wrapping paper down so it doesn't blow away in a gale storm. :) Also, yes, his rear quarters are that big. :)
And now that January has arrived? It's time for gardening. No, seriously. We've been working on the garden already and our first batch of seeds has already been planted. It's in the 70s here! Don't hate!
So that's the update from here! Hope everyone's doing well!
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Autumn Cometh!
Hello everyone! Autumn is coming soon and I am excited! It means that festival time in Texas is starting up, and so is baking time!
Things here are going well - we've been very busy, as you hopefully can imagine. We went last weekend to a rodeo (just a small one) and the weekend before, we went to see this exhibit (called Bodies Revealed). Here's a link to some images of the exhibit - we weren't allowed to take pictures. Warning though, these are not for the squeamish! This exhibit is a medical demonstration of cadavers that have been preserved with silicon and then dissected to show different parts of the body. It was EXTREMELY cool:
https://www.google.com/search?q=bodies+revealed+exhibit&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=JYpWUNfuO4u-9gTj8YGICA&ved=0CDkQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=717
Other things that have gone on: my Mom came for a visit, we planted our new fall garden (so far so good!), I'm working on some new writing projects, and I'm also transferring into a new position at my company. We were acquired by a larger company and my position was going to be eliminated. Thankfully though, another department happily snatched me up to work with them. So I'll be doing the same type of thing, but in a more clinical/"nurse-y" way. Very exciting!
So other than that, the kitties are doing great, the house is looking wonderful. Here are some pics of the decorating so far! Here is our living room fireplace. Noel made the fireplace screen out of a metal room divider that he cut down artistically to size and then painted it black. He mounted it over the fireplace hole to keep the kitties out of it.
The metal sculpture above is actually brick red, hard to see in this picture. Below that are the Day of the Dead skulls I collected every time I went to El Paso. Hola, El Paso!!
Love love love it!
So this coming weekend is another festival, this time one with Scottish Highland games. Awesome. And also it's the first day of Autumn on Saturday, which means Autumn Fest! YUM!
Ok, so I'd type more but there's not one but TWO kitties sitting on me right now and they make it hard to type. Ta ta for now!
Things here are going well - we've been very busy, as you hopefully can imagine. We went last weekend to a rodeo (just a small one) and the weekend before, we went to see this exhibit (called Bodies Revealed). Here's a link to some images of the exhibit - we weren't allowed to take pictures. Warning though, these are not for the squeamish! This exhibit is a medical demonstration of cadavers that have been preserved with silicon and then dissected to show different parts of the body. It was EXTREMELY cool:
https://www.google.com/search?q=bodies+revealed+exhibit&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=JYpWUNfuO4u-9gTj8YGICA&ved=0CDkQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=717
Other things that have gone on: my Mom came for a visit, we planted our new fall garden (so far so good!), I'm working on some new writing projects, and I'm also transferring into a new position at my company. We were acquired by a larger company and my position was going to be eliminated. Thankfully though, another department happily snatched me up to work with them. So I'll be doing the same type of thing, but in a more clinical/"nurse-y" way. Very exciting!
So other than that, the kitties are doing great, the house is looking wonderful. Here are some pics of the decorating so far! Here is our living room fireplace. Noel made the fireplace screen out of a metal room divider that he cut down artistically to size and then painted it black. He mounted it over the fireplace hole to keep the kitties out of it.
The metal sculpture above is actually brick red, hard to see in this picture. Below that are the Day of the Dead skulls I collected every time I went to El Paso. Hola, El Paso!!
And you may not remember our ratty (literally - the mice had eaten holes in it) yellow velvet couch. We moved it multiple times and finally finished reupholstering it. It looks great, if I do say so myself! :)
Love love love it!
So this coming weekend is another festival, this time one with Scottish Highland games. Awesome. And also it's the first day of Autumn on Saturday, which means Autumn Fest! YUM!
Ok, so I'd type more but there's not one but TWO kitties sitting on me right now and they make it hard to type. Ta ta for now!
Monday, July 9, 2012
Please Don't Drag Me Out In The Street
I can NOT believe it's been so long since I blogged last time. I am so sorry! Life, as you can imagine, has been crazy busy. We've been working into getting moved into the house, but it's been a bit challenging - Noel was about 2 hours away working for a long time, and I've been in:
- Denver
- San Antonio (three times)
- El Paso
- Harlingen
- Dallas
So yeah, kinda all over the place. Then Noel's kids came to visit for 3 weeks!
Needless to say, because of all this traveling I have a TON of photos to post, so let's get started!
One of the really interesting things we went to see with the kids is the National Museum of Funeral History. (Yes, this place really exists, and it's AWESOME) (And also a little creepy). Don't believe me? Here's the website: http://www.nmfh.org/
And here are some pictures! They had a neat collection of old hearses:
This is a horse-drawn carriage for children's coffins.
This is a Japanese hearse. Apparently the Japanese spend the highest amount in the world on funerals. They certainly do it in style!
This older hearse is just stylin'.
The woodwork on this carved carriage was just gorgeous. It really looks like fabric.
There were other interesting and creepy artifacts of funeral history too. This casket had a strange backstory. At the turn of the last century, the only child of a couple died. The couple was so distraught they came up with a tragic plan - the husband would kill his wife and then himself, so that they could join their beloved child in death. To this end, they commissioned a casket made specifically for the family - a 3-seater, if you will.
Now the good news is, they couple decided not to go through with their plans. The strange (and oddly amusing) end to the story is that years and years later, after the husband died, the wife tried to get their money back on this casket. Her offer was refused, and it ended up being donated by the coffin maker to the museum. It just makes me kinda like this lady - she actually wanted a refund on her specially made murder/suicide casket. Awesome.
Sometimes people ask me why I'm interested in death rituals (I studied quite a variety of death rituals while in grad school too). My answer is, you can tell more about a culture from how they treat their dead than just about any other way. The museum had a fascinating section on Victorian death rituals.
Now, if you want to see death treated to the nth degree, check out the Victorian era. They invented the wreath upon the door tradition (as quoted by George Jones). Mirrors were covered with black cloth. They had elaborate clothing restrictions for those who were in mourning. And to top off your styling mourning ensemble, you could always add some festive death jewelry, like this:
It's made out of the hair of the deceased person. No really. They made necklaces, bracelets, watch chains, hair ornaments (and wore them not ironically), and even made pieces of jewelry to display in frames. All out of the hair of the deceased.
So good night everyone! Sweet dreams! Mwaaa haaa haaa!
- Denver
- San Antonio (three times)
- El Paso
- Harlingen
- Dallas
So yeah, kinda all over the place. Then Noel's kids came to visit for 3 weeks!
Needless to say, because of all this traveling I have a TON of photos to post, so let's get started!
One of the really interesting things we went to see with the kids is the National Museum of Funeral History. (Yes, this place really exists, and it's AWESOME) (And also a little creepy). Don't believe me? Here's the website: http://www.nmfh.org/
And here are some pictures! They had a neat collection of old hearses:
This is a horse-drawn carriage for children's coffins.
This is a Japanese hearse. Apparently the Japanese spend the highest amount in the world on funerals. They certainly do it in style!
This older hearse is just stylin'.
The woodwork on this carved carriage was just gorgeous. It really looks like fabric.
There were other interesting and creepy artifacts of funeral history too. This casket had a strange backstory. At the turn of the last century, the only child of a couple died. The couple was so distraught they came up with a tragic plan - the husband would kill his wife and then himself, so that they could join their beloved child in death. To this end, they commissioned a casket made specifically for the family - a 3-seater, if you will.
Now the good news is, they couple decided not to go through with their plans. The strange (and oddly amusing) end to the story is that years and years later, after the husband died, the wife tried to get their money back on this casket. Her offer was refused, and it ended up being donated by the coffin maker to the museum. It just makes me kinda like this lady - she actually wanted a refund on her specially made murder/suicide casket. Awesome.
Sometimes people ask me why I'm interested in death rituals (I studied quite a variety of death rituals while in grad school too). My answer is, you can tell more about a culture from how they treat their dead than just about any other way. The museum had a fascinating section on Victorian death rituals.
Now, if you want to see death treated to the nth degree, check out the Victorian era. They invented the wreath upon the door tradition (as quoted by George Jones). Mirrors were covered with black cloth. They had elaborate clothing restrictions for those who were in mourning. And to top off your styling mourning ensemble, you could always add some festive death jewelry, like this:
It's made out of the hair of the deceased person. No really. They made necklaces, bracelets, watch chains, hair ornaments (and wore them not ironically), and even made pieces of jewelry to display in frames. All out of the hair of the deceased.
So good night everyone! Sweet dreams! Mwaaa haaa haaa!
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Adieu
Breaking News: it's time to bid adieu to views like this:
And also views like this:
Because we're moving! We closed on our new house this afternoon, and will be moving to the 'burbs just north of Houston! It's a little bittersweet. We've loved living out in the country. But while we'll miss the beauty of the farm, we won't miss the long commutes, the cows licking my car, the hordes of horseflies, and the piles of poo right next to our car doors. Also, frankly, when Noel's gone on his long work trips, I'm stuck out in the middle of nowhere with nobody to talk to except the cats, sometimes for days and days on end. And when I expect the cats to start talking back to me, we begin to have some problems. And did I mention the 3 hours I spend every day in the car commuting to work?
So goodbye country life. We will miss you!
Say Hello to our new house!
We are slightly excited.
(I hug the floor)
(Noel does cartwheels in our new living room!)
Here's a picture of the living room! Now, to clarify, this isn't our furniture - these are pictures from the real estate listing. We're SO excited to have a fireplace!!!
There's a breakfast room:
AND a formal dining room! (Love the red and the built-ins!)
Check out the Cleopatra-esque sunken tub in the master bathroom! Oh la la!
A Master Bathroom, you say? Yes! Know what that means? We have more than 1 bathroom in this house! This is so exciting. When we have people come visit now, we don't have 5 people sharing 1 bathroom! Hurrah. Beside the bathtub, behind that closed door, is one of TWO master walk-in closets! We currently share one non-walk in closet. Wow.
We are so excited. As I said, we'll miss the farm. We really will. And while it's been peaceful out here and beautiful, it's really so remote that it makes life hard sometimes.
For example:
- I currently drive 45 minutes one way to get the cats to the vet. At the new house? There's a vet at the NEXT EXIT.
- Currently the nearest Waffle House is 36 miles away. At the new house? There's one at the NEXT EXIT.
- The closest knitting group to the farm is 45-50 minutes away. There are multiple ones in our new town.
- There's a Super Target 1/2 a mile away.
- And we won't have to go grocery shopping at Wally World anymore (hallelujah). Why? Because our new town has an HEB! My favorite grocery store! With a cheese shop inside! And free sushi samples! We are in heaven.
Yay!! Our own home!!!
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Blast From the Past
Remember this?
Seeing as how much we've moved this chair from state to state and have NOT worked on it in the past several years, we apparently didn't.
However, we're in that kinda painful phase of the home purchasing process where we're stuck just waiting for the underwriting to be done. For those of you who may not know, Noel and I are not exactly the most patient people in the world. Ergo, this whole thing of "Hurry up and get us your bank statements and now....sit there and wait on other people to finish," we're not having an easy time.
So we've already started packing! Do we have a closing date yet? Not so much. But. We're being proactive! And also we're getting rid of a bunch of old junk like allergy medicine from 2009. Nice.
Also, to Barb's comment via email: yes, it is a little wild that we gypsy souls are actually buying a home and settling in! We like it here though, and figure that if we decide to travel for any long period of time again, at least we won't have to move our furniture into storage! :) Because seriously? I am SICK of moving this furniture. We've moved it, what...3 times in the past 2 years? Too much.
So anyway, back to the chair.
This was a chair that used to look like this:
It was an $8 Goodwill find, complete with gorgeous Golden Girls-esque Miami pastel upholstery.
And mold under the seat cushion. Don't forget that! So how does one reupholster a chair? Well, for this particular one, we used a lot of disinfectant. Gross.
We took off the upholstery very slowly and carefully. Why? Because the old pattern pieces are used as the pattern for your new fabric! So go slowly, pull out the staples, and don't rip fabric.
Here are the pieces once removed from the chair:
Oh, and one other VERY important thing: make sure to label the pieces as you take them off! When you cut the new fabric, you'll label it as well. This seriously saved us as we finally pulled this poor chair out of the garage and were able to figure out which piece went where, even though it had been years since we had looked at it!
We used crushed velvet for this chair. Be sure when cutting your fabric that you lay out the pieces so the nap (the grain, so to speak) of the fabric is facing the same way on all the pieces. Velvet in particular will show as darker or lighter depending on whether it's turned one way or the other. It may not make much of a difference until you get the pieces beside each other, and then it's really obvioius.
I also labeled which way was up, for the same reason!
So here is the nekkid chair, sans upholster and mold.
(Needless to say, we disinfected the fool out of this chair, because we're reusing the padding)
Another thing I can suggest when taking the upholstery off is taking tons of pictures as you go. These will be super helpful when you're putting it back together. You may also want to take detailed notes, because you'll be putting the chair back together the same way it was originally put together (which is often the reverse of the way you took it apart).
So here it is with the seat and one arm put back on. Most of the time, you use a lot of staples and pull the fabric taut (but not so tight that the fabric is going to tear when you sit on it!) and staple it to the wooden part of the frame.
Please note, this is the point where we put the chair in storage. The fabric pieces went into a bag and into the sewing closet.
And now we come to present day, when we sit at home packing up stuff and wondering what we can do to keep ourselves occupied while we wait for the closing. And so we said "why not reupholster some furniture?" Because 'going for a walk' or 'eating a pizza' is just way too easy.
I took some detail pictures just to give you an idea of how these things go together. This is a picture of the outside arm. You can see the front of the arm here, along with the contrast piping. See how many staples we used? We attached the velvet part first, then stapled the piping on. Once the outside piece goes on over it, you won't be able to see the staples.
The black at the bottom is sewn to the velvet that goes over the front of the lower part of the chair. We used black cotton to save on velvet costs, and also because it won't rub the seat cushion velvet as much.
You'll also see that the velvet that's stapled has lots of cuts in it. You have to have faith in yourself and do these cuts, often during the pre-staple stage, to get the fabric to lay right. If I didn't do these cuts here, the fabric would never lay flat across that curve in the frame. This part is seriously scary, making cuts, especially when you don't have any velvet left (like us).
In this picture, you can see that we've gotten both arms and the wings done. Major progress! I was pleased that it only took me 2 hours, working by myself, to get from the storage stage to here.
The fabric on the arms and wings were pulled through the frame and stapled to the back wooden part of the frame.
I then took the piece that goes over the big yellow foam piece there, and stapled it on to the same part of the frame, between the frame piece and where the wing was stapled on. Then I simply pulled it over the top, pulling it snug and smooth, and stapled it to the back frame.
See how it overlaps on the top and hides any staples?
Nifty!
I'm glad to say that with only a few minor exceptions (small pieces I want to hand sew together), this chair is actually finished! I'll take some additional pictures to show you what it looks like completed. We're very pleased with it! It has a cushion piped in the same contrast trim, and just to make it look more modern, we painted the legs a high gloss black lacquer.
Now if this weren't enough, we decided to seriously overachieve and reupholster our gold Victorian couch as well. Woo hoo! Noel stripped it yesterday down to the frame and the seat foam, and he painted the frame high gloss black lacquer as well. We're going to reupholster it in gray velvet. Swanky!
So that's a super brief crash course in DIY upholstery!
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